how i would survive michael my
anelikkaaron (View Blogs)
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Category: Movies
michael myers is an extremely well-known milked to the bone 70s slasher. to start it off, he's invincible, a killer, emotionless, and strong. in the first halloween (197 he stalks my favorite final girl, laurie strode throughout the movie after he escaped the mental hospital. technically, the only way laurie strode even survived the boogeyman is by not having sex, not drinking, being a genuinely 'nice girl' character and her being saved by dr. loomis' gunshots towards michael.
(so we're gonna pretend i'm in the first movie, i have no idea that michael is a person and is going to kill me.) when michael chases me, i'd go outside and hopefully i have time (since he only walks) to grab an axe. i'd grab it and hit michael with it. he'd hopefully fall and stay down for only a couple of seconds. but that's enough time for me to chop his head off. that's basically it. and this could've happened so many times since i remember him towards the end of halloween just laying on the floor. you guys need to wake up especially towards the middle of the franchise. don't ask me were to get an axe from, do it with your bear hands, stomp on his head DO SOMETHING!!!
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